daeranilen:

real-pcys:

real-pcys:

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

boggoth:
“ arondeus:
“ theotherguysride:
“ academicssay:
“On poverty and pronunciation in academia
”
Oh.
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Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to
”
Besides poverty, for... boggoth:
“ arondeus:
“ theotherguysride:
“ academicssay:
“On poverty and pronunciation in academia
”
Oh.
”
Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to
”
Besides poverty, for...

boggoth:

arondeus:

theotherguysride:

academicssay:

On poverty and pronunciation in academia

Oh.

Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to

Besides poverty, for many peoplevEnglish is a second (or third+) language and has weird rules too. Most of the time, even when words are mispronounced, they’re still understandable if you make an effort. Just be patient and don’t look down on people who mispronounce!

ango-thewizard:
“WE STAN AN ICON
” ango-thewizard:
“WE STAN AN ICON
”

ango-thewizard:

WE STAN AN ICON

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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izzyatwarp9:

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

localstarboy:

Visual representation of over thinking

xanadus-kira:

Matilda knows.

catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
” catchymemes:
“ just a dude & his skateboard
”

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Saw a tapir riding the CTA today

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oh no

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This is real bad

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This is an absolute nightmare. CPD weren’t prepared for this at all.

ask-finny:

official-sachsen-anhalt:

trapperweasel:

ethanredotter:

trapperweasel:

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

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((Two kinds of people))

pazdispenser:

novi-la:

juniiipero:

metalgearstoned:

Here’s me taming a wild blue Jay

I can’t fucking believe you

Anyone who knows me knows, same

that is a scrub jay! not a blue jay